Taking life in stride
going to a party
you've got to realize
there's only so much time

your standards are too tough
you've got to learn to compromise
or as the night goes by
you'll be left high and dry

go ugly go ugly early

she's got you hypnotized
she knows she's hot
she always leaves alone
she's got no g-spot

how about her best friend
she's got eyes for anyone
don't mind her rear end
cause you don't have to see her again

people will want to know
how can you have pride
but it's not so personal
just the same inside
social unconsciousness
spreads a little happiness
no time for you to rest
with the secret of the universe